I have a technical question....Some time back I stumbled over this post from Phish about her penis secret project. Fantastic idea. I have to say that the concept really tickled my fancy - literally.
Unfortunately it seems to have been under subscribed or Phish is keeping the pics to herself. Now not that I want to go looking at cocks, but if I was going to put in an entry it would be fun to know what I was up against!
Since then I have come up with a secret worthy of the task - that was no problem. Feeling somewhat emboldened by the favourable reception of my first bit of blog smut, I thought what the hell, time to do something really silly and fun.
What I have been struggling with however is what on earth to pen the said secret on to my best mate. Biro and felt tip marker seem a little too permanent, the thought of taking to the tool with scotch-brite or turpentine after the photo shoot makes me cringe.
With no girlie bits in the house there is no eye liner or similar to be found. What is a guy to do?
I've got wood, the camera is charged but I also want to make sure that if I do happen to get lucky in the next month or two that I don't have to explain the freaking message written on my knob.
Ideas anyone?
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How about food coloring? Not only easy to remove, but safe to eat!
I thought about joining in with that knob posting, but was waiting for everyone else !
Good blog by the way, gonna bloroll you if that's ok ?
I suggest instead of a message a facsimile of a ruler with the notches and numbers.If you are up for the challenge.
jAs a devoted mother to two small people (both boys yay), I have a little box of icing gel pens which I use to decorate cakes.
I also have a Masters in Cake Decorating and I'm an accomplished calligrapher. I can help you Josh.
Just need your address possum, and I'll be there in a jiffy.
madam z, Love where your going with that idea.
knifepainter, go on, do it! We need at least two knobs up there so the girls are kept guessing who is who.
Love the sketches & paintings on your blog by the way.
Ubermouth, Always up for a challenge but the ruler would spoil my planned joke of writing really small!
Kitty, what can I say. I expect you will be offering to take dicktation next..
hahahahah KITTY!
I have one thing to say to you Josh. Well two things.
I deepthroat as standard.
Yes I want to suck your cock.
I was going to make a suggestion, but I read kitty's comment, and now I can't remember what I was going to say.
I have to go now.
miss smack, and you think your laughing? You should see my smile right now.
Kitty, please read my reply to the Captain...
Captain Smack, I feel for your memory loss. I have not got a bloody thing done all day in anticipation...
I have been thinking about my post from earlier today, and you know I was wondering if it wasn't a bit too forward, perhaps a bit full on? Rudey.
But after careful reflection I decided...no, not really.
I am so sending in a picture of my penis!
I love how a woman can make an animated, talkative guy like Capt Smack and Josh both quiver in anticipation at the mere word of cock and suck in one sentence. It is for these reasons that Kitty has admirably displayed that I love being a woman.
You antipodean ladies are very aware of your power !
I think I might bring the easel over for a research trip.
Thanks for the appreciation Josh, I'll be sticking you on my unmissables today.
Still thinking about the knob thing !
Kitty, Never too forward, never too rudey.
miss Smack, so many talents..and a ladyboy too???
Now you went and put those words together again and I have lost my train of thought...damn it.
I do however love that you love being a woman.
Knifepainter, don't think, just do it!
As for our Aussie babes, that's why we love them so.
Well.. truth is.. I wish I had a penis to play with, but I don't. I'm quite happy with my pink girl bits.
miss Smack you know what, we might be able to help each other. *blushing*
I have a penis going spare and I suspect I would like your pink girl bits as much as you do..
Oh my.....
I so should have let Steph post mine.
Not too late, Stephen!
Unique Stephen, go on, get it out. Between Knifepainter and the two of us we may have chance to keep the girls guessing..
You've just given me a fantastic idea!
Hey Ms. S.........not like the old photocopier/fax trick ???
I can write really small....but do you need to?
I'll let you decide Uber.
If I had a cock I'd be pulling it all day instead of blogging. I'm a chronic clit fiddler as it is. I need a new therapist. STAT.
Miss Smack, I wonder if you will ever get a single reply to your idea..
Ubermouth, no comment other than in love as in business, always better to under sell and over deliver.
Kinfepainter careful your playing with fire there.
Kitty, you poor thing, you must be red raw? As you new therapist I recommend little pot plants on each wrist so you can't get at yourself for a while...
If you need relief, come straight to my office.
Monkey Spanker (Josh),
As my new therapist I should start with you where I left off with my old therapist:
do u wanna c my lady garden?
hahahah similar but no!
Thanks for your vote Knife!!!
I've heard that you shouldn't write on it with ball point pen. Though if you did that for me I guess I'd have no option other than to go over and kiss it better.
Knifepainter - just get your submission in. Its all a bit of fun and really, girls want to see your penis.
Stephen - now's your chance to redeem yourself.
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