Sep 25, 2007

Bye bye baby..

Ciao Miss Smack. It is sad to see you go under these circumstances.

Don't be a stranger, it always made me smile when I saw your eyes in my comments section.

I hope I get to hear one more saucy tale from your keyboard some time in the future.

Have fun out there in the real world!

UPDATE: After a special request from Kitty, we now have rushed our hordes of under paid illegal immigrant workers into production of a female range of shirts.

DISCLAIMER: All children involved in the production of these quality garments were over 6 years old (but not more than 11) and were allowed two toilet breaks per week. The monkey takes no responsibility if you fail to fill out the shirt as advertised or for the lack of availability of the above garments as they are not actually for sale. Any and all proceeds will go to a good but undisclosed cause...


Kitty said...

i will have 5 of those t-shirts all in size S. girl tees with a plunging v-neck if available. i want 1 in pink, blue, red, green and of course, black.

how much?

Josh said...

Just for you. Girlie tops too! If you want one then you need to come and get it in person....

As for how much? These bad boys are priceless.

phishez_rule said...

I don't like the bottom tee. That girls knockers are so big they are distorting those gorgeous eyes that we all know so well.

Josh said...

Sorry, I designed the shirts but had no say in the models or the photo shoot...I agree about the eyes.

I could go swimming in those babies.

Kitty said...

josh- where did you get that woman from? is she dirty?....want.

fingers said...

Are you fucking sure, Phishez ??
Tell Smack, if the distortion-factor is a problem to get some bigger eyes.
The mega-bongos are staying...

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Ah damn...I'd never order the bottom shirt because my hooters are so small the poor girl would look cross-eyed.


phishez_rule said...

I think you're right fingers. Though I'd never admit on either mine or your blogs.

She should so retake that picture, just so we can keep the well endowed model.

Did that model even have a face in that pic?

Madam Z said...

I'm so sad to hear that Ms. Smack is no longer in action. I enjoyed her posts.

Madam Z said...

Though it's lame compared to Ms. Smack's, I invite you to take a look at my latest post. It took me FOREVER to think of 101 things about me. Best of all, I finally figured out how to put pictures in to it. (Picture me, glowing with pride)

Miss Smack said...

I am speechless. Truly moved and touched and warmed to my heart.. aw, gee. Thankyou thankyou thankyou.

Josh said...

Please don't talk about my sister that way...I love the thought of you lezzing up but just not with her.

You too. Keep your grubby eyes off my sis.

I'll be the judge of that - send me a picture and I will let you know if the distortion will be acceptable.

She did have a face but declined to have it show in case she was stalked but Kitty and Fingers!

Madam Z
I looked, read, laughed and commented. Well done.

Miss Smack
Wow, so glad to see you here. I was worried all my screen printing (or Photoshop...) was for naught.

Your welcome, welcome, welcome.

Miss Smack said...

Oh I'm sorry I haven't been around. Truth be told, instead of sitting by the laptop, I've been reading in bed, or catching up with friends I've been neglecting.

I'm around though, and I'll come by more often, promise! I tend to quickly check blogs before bed! :)