Nov 17, 2008

Horny

So this is post number 69. I was thinking of telling some tale of sexy curves, erotic fantasies, leather, rubber and natural highs that drugs can't beat.

Instead I will just show you a picture of my new bike I picked up on the weekend.

If it goes quiet for a while here it is because I am off riding and having big boys toy kinda fun.

If it goes really quiet for a long time, you know I have left a greasy stain on a road somewhere.

Rest assured, if the latter happens, I had a smile on my dial right up until it was obvious it was going wrong :)



26 comments:

the projectivist said...

i know nothing about bikes.
i do know about the colour red, though.
it makes things go faster!
be careful - but enjoy.
and congrats on your new big-toy purchase.

Em said...

Goodness gracious... there's some serious testosterone going on over there.

Josh said...

The Projectivist This lives up to every ounce of red pigment in the paint.

Em It has been years since my last sports bike.

On Saturday I remembered that the only thing better than being well hung, was being well hung and having a bike like this.

How's that for testosterone for ya?

fingers said...

That will look utterly adorable in the parade this year...

unique_stephen said...

Someone turning 40?

A mate had a throbbing big bike like that once.

I held his had in the hospital after he popped his heart after running into a truck.

Josh said...

Fingers Yep, I am auditioning hot dikes to put on the back of it as we speak.

Unique Stephen Ouch! How was the bike after that?

wee-h said...

Yum, is that a fireblade?

Josh said...

Wee-h Yep, 2008 CBR 1000RR Fireblade.

You get bonus points for knowing your bikes.

unique_stephen said...

Flatter than an eastern block gymnast.

Em said...

haha...Josh... Stephens all in the hospital holding his dying friend's hand and you're like, but what about the bike?!?!

Memphis Steve said...

Now that is my kind of fun!

Josh said...

Unique Stephen Well, these bike perform like a doped up eastern block gymnast so that makes sense.

Em It is all about priorities. I figure there are a lot more of us than these bikes so really we should mourn the loss of the bike every time.

Memphis Steve So much fun indeed...with every mile under the wheels my grin gets bigger.

Dagny said...

Sweet bike.

Have fun.

Bo Bo said...

Now you can meet up with fingers and his scooter

Spiky Zora Jones said...

That bike is hot. I want one.

Wha-hey...and 69 is my fave number.

What parade? If fingers enters his boat in the parade I'll wear half of a bikini and he can pick which piece. :)

later.

Madam Z said...

That bike has "sexy curves" and gives me "erotic fantasies" that involve "leather, rubber and natural highs." My ex and I used to roar around on a big BSA and I loved the good vibrations...

Josh said...

Dagny so, so sweet indeed.

BoBo Yeah, I can't wait to do a track day with me on the CBR and Fingers on the stealth vespa.

Spiky I expect Fingers is doing the Dikes on bikes part of the Mardi Gras again.

But tell you what, get you boobies out for me and I will put the pillion seat on the red rocket for you.

Madam Z Tape a golf ball to the pillion seat and a throbbing BSA will have you sliding off the back in no time.

I just can't express how much joy this thing is giving me.

fingers said...

Oh ha fucking ha !!!
I've had a Kawasaki GPZ 750 turbo, a GPZ 1100, a CBR 1000 and a KLX 250 trail.
Now I'm into stylish transport...

Josh said...

Fingers Wow, sensitive much?

I was being serious. I want to know how fast we can get that Vespa into turn one at Eastern Creek without rubbing of one of the 50 mirrors.

unique_stephen said...

r u dead yet?

the projectivist said...

are you finished riding that bike yet? c'mon - it's raining!
come inside where it's dry and write a new post dammit!

Josh said...

Unique Stephen No but I am in heaven!

The Projectivist You sound like my mum..."Get off that bike and do your homework NOW!!!!"

"awe...ooookay"

phishez said...

Well, if you're looking for hot dykes to go on the back of it...

I'm not a dyke. But I have the hairstyle. *sigh* Does it count that I couldn't eat pussy to save my life?

the projectivist said...

phishez, i am not a dyke either
but i thought it worth mentioning that your hair looks lovely like that
gives you a sort of ethereal delicate air

josh?
i think you should write a new post
(with pics)
telling us what you wear (please say tight leather trousers) when you go out riding your new motorbicycle.
yes
i said motorbicycle.

Memphis Steve said...

November 17th. This post was put up on November 17th. You didn't go out and get yourself killed on that bike, did you?

Ms Smack said...

Nice bike, but be careful.