Why the fuck do people presume that because you are at a dance class that you have to dance with them?
Folks there is a serious downside to this dancing caper and it is the scary and nasty nannas you can cop in a class rotation.
I am sad to say that it is not all (but mostly) perky young fun out there.
I got told off tonight buy this old cow because I stepped out at the end of a class for a much needed drink of water and dare I say it, to rest my weary legs.
Now, I know it is not totally cool, and I seldom do it to people but this bitch is just wrong.
She can't dance, she won't follow and I just could not face four minutes of arm wrestling on the floor with someone lacking the flexibility to wipe their own arse without a brush on a stick.
When there was a break for announcements, I made my apologies and bolted for the bar.
As I was sitting there necking a schooner of water (you know the hard stuff) she strode over and gave me a dressing down asking me if it would hurt to just have one song with her? Am I too good for her?
I was fuming. I wanted to get right back in her face;
Actually nanna, I fucking am! If I am working at a venue then sure, I will dance with every person that asks because that is what you do but on my own dime I will dance with who I like to dance with, and politely accept that they too have the right to brush me off if they choose not to dance with me. Get with the program!
Instead I gave some lame excuse about sore knees (had to pick something the old fart could relate too) then had to stand around like a dick rubbing them for the next two songs before picking the youngest hottest dancer to go and rip up the floor to the Black Eyes Peas - Pump It.
I don't think she bought the excuse...