So I was stood up
But I got up and made other plans
Bigger plans with younger fans
When my fun was done, I saw the text
Where are you now, what is going on?
I got stood up and I need some fun
Delete
Get with the program, the wheel turns fast
I've already moved on
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Ramblings of a single bloke with a pet monkey in his head pulling all the strings.
Warning
This blog contains material that some people may consider offensive. Please harden up, get mum and dad to sign a waiver, come back when you're over 18 or leave.
If this is your first time here, then I strongly suggest you read this post first so you know the deal.
If this is your first time here, then I strongly suggest you read this post first so you know the deal.
About Me
- Josh
- Born in Sydney, lived in Melbourne. Travelled to most corners of the world over the years. Some would call me a serial monogamist but right now I am foot loose and fancy free and doing all the stuff I suppose you are supposed to do when you were 18.
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4 comments:
You snooze you loose
We've missed you.
Actually i'm sure there will be others apart from me who have missed you...
amen brother.
ahhhh, ain't it sweet?
Ps: HILARIOUS, my word verification for this is 'psoff'
@US: Indeed and a motto I live by.
@Wee-h: It has been too long between drinks but I am finding my thirst again.
@Lady Pants: Welcome. Sweet was not my first thought - I'm actually really pissed off with her but plan B is kind of hot so it takes the sting out of it.
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