Yep, I am packing my bags and flying away. I will attempt to post while away but things may be a bit sparse over the coming weeks.
With some luck I will come back with fantastic tales of sex in exotic places or with exotic people. At the very least I hope to be able to tell you about having sex with exotic parts of people...
In the mean time, I have been tagged by Phish to do one of these things that some spawn of the devil comes up when bored. Now that is not a dig at you Phish, I am actually flattered that you might want to know these things about me but the whole meme thing just irritates me for some reason.
So, here we have "5 things that I do, did or like that I’m proud of, but that others may think are totally lame. "
1. I procrastinate. Now I am actually proud of this because I am the master of it. Other, more focused and organised people think it is a lame skill, but they just don't understand the effort required to waste time avoiding stuff you need to do.
2. I am an insomniac. I regularly go for weeks at a time on three hours or less per night. A bit like Phish mentioned though, when the chance comes up, I can sleep for 18 hours straight. I realise this will no doubt shorten my life if not rectified but hey, the number of waking hours will probably total the same, just in fewer years right?
3. I am obsessive about stuff I enjoy doing. There are no half measures with me. If I find something I like doing, I will go at it full speed ahead to the exclusion of all other things until I perfect it or achieve a skill level that I am happy with. I will then keep doing it or compete in it to the highest level I can until I break something / run out of money or find a new favourite thing to do.
4. I am a geek. As I type this I have three computers surrounding me, all on and all doing something different. I love high powered and well written software and the possibilities it presents to procrastinate.
5. I am a big softy who will walk away from a potential shag to avoid hurting or taking advantage of someone. I have probably missed out on a tonne of good bootie because of it but I don't really mind.
I am revoking my right to tag 5 people because I am feeling a little lazy and I figure that if people want to do these things they can always just do it.
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You forgot to mention where you were going, or how long for...
You'll have to drop by and check out my latest smut before you go, if you haven't already left. I guarantee you'll like it.
#3 - about dancing much?
Enjoy your time away hon & do all the things that (a few of us?) wouldn't dream of haha!
No hint as to where or why you are going?
When you will return? Even Fingers the cunt divulges more.
"having sex with exotic parts of people..." provides a segway into possibly the most unintentionally cruel thing I have said to someone.
On a uni ski trip I joined a conversation late, picked up that they were talking about mutations and quoted a joke from a sci fi I read once (yep, I know it's amazing - who would a thunk I could read); The Lazarus Effect: "What's so tough about making love to a Mute[ant]? Finding the right orifice." Problem was one of the girls had a genetic abnormality going on that everybody but me knew of - she didn't have a vagina.
I love exotic places...well, I mean, I probably would if I ever actually got to GO to one, dammit. ;)
Have a good trip! :)
Yup, i hate teh memes as well, but nicely done.
have fun on your trip.
Safe trip mate x
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