I can't remember the last time I got a hickey.
That ugly red bruise, like you have been hit in the neck with a high velocity squash ball.
A mark that screams teenage passion, territorial marking and mischief most recent.
Actually I can remember the last one...it was fucking yesterday.
In a moment of mock rage I suggested she just cock a leg and piss on me if she wanted to mark me...there was a pause as she considered it. A long enough pause that I regretted the suggestion.
Kite surfing, yacht racing and swimming are my only waters ports .
She knows I am a player and this is the price I have to pay. A mark to warn others off I suppose.
Talk about not playing fair.