tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post750668407161807791..comments2023-07-12T12:03:58.576+10:00Comments on The monkey made me do it: Product reviews - the pocket pussyJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-87264648771073809882012-07-18T12:07:19.524+10:002012-07-18T12:07:19.524+10:00the best site I have ever found for a guys homemad...the best site I have ever found for a guys homemade sex toy is tntbangstick . com you control the heat and the tightness, unlike cold room temp rubbertlb813https://www.blogger.com/profile/15089708135312211370noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-58156359882084256552012-01-14T18:06:00.656+11:002012-01-14T18:06:00.656+11:00I got one the other day and i fucking love it it f...I got one the other day and i fucking love it it feels so real especially if you put it in some hot water before you use it. <br />Then it feels like a real pussy.<br />my girlfriend strokes me with it when shes on her period. She is a awesome chick. Yes I work at a porn shop and I sell more of these to men than dildos to women no lie. I also sell more dildos to men than women go figure lol <br />Peace Porn Shop ClerkPorn Shop Workerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12549856962972652530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-61658006662628679632010-08-15T00:11:48.307+10:002010-08-15T00:11:48.307+10:00I enjoyed reading your blog ~ thanks for posting s...I enjoyed reading your blog ~ thanks for posting such useful content./Nice article and great photos. Very nicely done!<br /><a href="http://www.trailersparts.com.au" rel="nofollow">Trailers Parts</a>Yashilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00111096142582399272noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-6510830605785023492007-08-23T23:54:00.000+10:002007-08-23T23:54:00.000+10:00Damn...you made that sound so good, it makes me wa...Damn...you made that sound so good, it makes me want a pocket pussy of my own...and I already HAVE my very own pussy. ;)Stacy The Peanut Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16444045043505984253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-40642554891211282472007-08-23T06:23:00.001+10:002007-08-23T06:23:00.001+10:00Always better fresh!Always better fresh!Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-85106057233978048952007-08-23T06:23:00.000+10:002007-08-23T06:23:00.000+10:00Ha! Fresh!Ha! Fresh!Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-33520749284028200972007-08-22T19:30:00.000+10:002007-08-22T19:30:00.000+10:00Jenny!, I have to say say that as much as I love t...<B>Jenny!</B>, I have to say say that as much as I love to dine at Cafe Y, the thought of going down on a the pocket pussy just did not cross my mind...Some things just taste better fresh!<BR/><BR/><B>Kitty</B>, always fun to hear you laugh...Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-71011678423756250802007-08-22T08:57:00.000+10:002007-08-22T08:57:00.000+10:00jenny! - hahahahahahhajenny! - hahahahahahhaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-82273494491614790792007-08-22T05:56:00.000+10:002007-08-22T05:56:00.000+10:00How did it taste? Can that thing sit on your face ...How did it taste? Can that thing sit on your face too?Jenny!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02894594994831955679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-69848970071132207142007-08-21T08:54:00.000+10:002007-08-21T08:54:00.000+10:00Madameboffin, Having seen your photos, yes you hav...<B>Madameboffin</B>, Having seen your photos, yes you have the hawt. It looks like we can save the microwave for post coital hot chocolate.<BR/><BR/><B>Unique_Stephen</B>, if i ever get a sheep, can I count on you to deal with the castration? <BR/><BR/><B>Kitty</B>, he is one <I>quiet one</I> even I don't want to watch.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-17473205120845404362007-08-21T08:11:00.000+10:002007-08-21T08:11:00.000+10:00unique - wooooow weeeeee. you hornbag! i think y...unique - wooooow weeeeee. you hornbag! i think you the 'quiet one' every one needs to be watching baby xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-13735954956799419252007-08-21T06:38:00.000+10:002007-08-21T06:38:00.000+10:00YepYepunique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-15151704101878445282007-08-20T19:52:00.000+10:002007-08-20T19:52:00.000+10:00unique - did you fuck it in front of a room of peo...unique - did you fuck it in front of a room of people? surely not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-61912874402642255862007-08-20T15:53:00.000+10:002007-08-20T15:53:00.000+10:00I've had a go with a fleshlight before and I can c...I've had a go with a fleshlight before and I can confirm that they rock. I had a bit of a audience at the party where it was given to me as a bit of a joke. Stupid thing to do really - what, did they think I wouldn't???<BR/><BR/>I'm a bit concerned about this device as you describe it tho' shouldn't it be a tube, ideally it would be throat shaped but without the teeth? I've had a bad experience with a cock ring, I thought I was going to end up castrated like a <A HREF="http://www.sheep101.info/201/dockcastrate.html" REL="nofollow">banded sheep</A>.<BR/><BR/>I wonder if they come in tighter sizes - you could sell them like olive oil - virgin and extra virginunique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-50995833077242054052007-08-20T15:40:00.000+10:002007-08-20T15:40:00.000+10:00Such noble self-sacrifice. Truly, you are a man of...Such noble self-sacrifice. Truly, you are a man of science :P :)<BR/><BR/>Happily, a microwave is not necessary. I have the hawt ;)<BR/><BR/>-- duneprincess.blogspot.comMadameBoffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428392309989830945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-63949061016854776612007-08-20T14:42:00.000+10:002007-08-20T14:42:00.000+10:00Madameboffin, Hope this is not too presumptuous bu...<B>Madameboffin</B>, Hope this is not too presumptuous but I am booking a flight to Brisvegas to do a proper study on this.<BR/><BR/>Since you have identified yourself as having all the right bits for comparison, I feel it only fair that we do this scientifically over a few glasses of wine and a nice long evening at your place.<BR/><BR/>I hope we can avoid putting you in the microwave.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-11132630503835237352007-08-20T14:35:00.000+10:002007-08-20T14:35:00.000+10:00Phish, You gave him three lots of pussy to play wi...<B>Phish</B>, You gave him three lots of pussy to play with, what more does he want?<BR/><BR/><B>Dmbmeg</B>, Glad you stopped by and were so lost for words. It is the first time I have got that reaction from a girl while wanking..<BR/><BR/><B>Steph</B>, Now you made me blush..Asking me if I broke Gina? - I'll take that as a compliment and a vote over at penis secret then.<BR/><BR/>Well if nothing else that will teach you that the gift of pussy is no joke to a guy.<BR/><BR/>Don't cry baby, all is not lost, I'll listen to you yabber away before, during and after sexy times :)Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-46694613146522539872007-08-20T14:34:00.000+10:002007-08-20T14:34:00.000+10:00Josh, heh no it wasn't that boys are wankers :) I...Josh, heh no it wasn't that boys are wankers :) I'm glad that it's confirmed that guys do use sex toys... girls can sometimes feel a little sad that they're most consistent sex partner has been a toy :P<BR/><BR/>Honestly, it often seems like men have no shortage of booty on tap.<BR/><BR/>Re 'disturbingly real'... well, it did. Obviously, as the owner of my own real-life one I have a good basis for comparison. The one I was looking at was lubed up inside so it had this entirely satisfying slick feel and just a touch squelchy. The silicon was just amazing to feel and very snug/tight, I thought very lifelike... the only problem was there was no heat but apparently it could be heated up in a microwave first. <BR/><BR/>http://duneprincess.wordpress.comMadameBoffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428392309989830945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-71509508430641311302007-08-20T13:24:00.000+10:002007-08-20T13:24:00.000+10:00LMAO! Did you break Gina? I got my last boyfriend ...LMAO! Did you break Gina? <BR/>I got my last boyfriend a Fleshlight as a joke gift and he fucking LOVED it!!<BR/><BR/>I think that's why we broke up. He found someone who would fuck him more and talk less. *cries*Stephhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09486157834509821905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-53987134275811138042007-08-20T09:22:00.000+10:002007-08-20T09:22:00.000+10:00wow...just...wow...wow...just...wow...dmbmeghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04066785220947109829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-75921381323949410392007-08-19T22:39:00.000+10:002007-08-19T22:39:00.000+10:00We were good friends. I wish him the best. I just ...We were good friends. I wish him the best. I just can't give any more to him. <BR/><BR/>I don't even know if he realises I've stopped talking to him. Though I did send him a gigantic 'go fuck yourself' after he had the nerve to call me selfish for only caring about people when they are down.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-30315263060050923992007-08-19T22:36:00.000+10:002007-08-19T22:36:00.000+10:00Madameboffin, so happy you learnt something here. ...<B>Madameboffin</B>, so happy you learnt something here. Was it that yes, boys are wankers?<BR/><BR/>I really want to quiz you more about your <I>"disturbingly real inside"</I> observations..<BR/><BR/><B>Ubermouth</B>, what can I say, if your using your hips, it is all dancing right?<BR/><BR/><B>Phish</B>, sorry to hear that. Bit awkward now and don't know how to make a joke out of that..Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-76802904140017463492007-08-19T21:21:00.000+10:002007-08-19T21:21:00.000+10:00He's actually quite a selfish person. Not a frien...He's actually quite a selfish person. Not a friend anymore.phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-51242158525162281902007-08-19T15:45:00.000+10:002007-08-19T15:45:00.000+10:00I think that you should stick to dancing, Rude Bo...I think that you should stick to dancing, Rude Boy! :)UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-54816020069084418412007-08-19T15:21:00.000+10:002007-08-19T15:21:00.000+10:00heh great post - highly illuminating. I've done a...heh great post - highly illuminating. I've done a Chickie... at the sexpo this year, saw them and I had the exact same first instict - get hands deep in one. The one I was looking at felt disturbingly real inside. <BR/><BR/>--- Boff who no longer uses her Blogger a/c. <BR/><BR/>http://duneprincess.wordpress.comMadameBoffinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428392309989830945noreply@blogger.com