tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post731530643881866245..comments2023-07-12T12:03:58.576+10:00Comments on The monkey made me do it: Short but sweetJoshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-39035081318432331442008-08-28T01:20:00.000+10:002008-08-28T01:20:00.000+10:00Fucking godies.ugh.Fucking godies.<BR/><BR/>ugh.Dagnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06053957505110515102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-76464288655699412192008-08-18T10:20:00.000+10:002008-08-18T10:20:00.000+10:00100 virgins that swallow and take anal for eternit...100 virgins that swallow and take anal for eternity may just be okunique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-29380329349309682262008-08-18T08:43:00.000+10:002008-08-18T08:43:00.000+10:00Stephen um no. The only fair punishment for you i...<B>Stephen</B> um no. The only fair punishment for you is Heaven. You get 100 virgins that will never give it up as your punishment.<BR/><BR/><B>Phish</B> I am now ready to take that hypocritical oath in that case.<BR/><BR/><B>Em</B> I am a big fan of catch and release in this sport.<BR/><BR/>As for the required combination of smelly and dance ability, they probably should have been listed as separate items.<BR/><BR/>She would have to be Ginger Rogers before I could handle smelly and even then she would only have me for the 4 minutes the song lasted.<BR/><BR/><B>Kitty</B> True to a point I suppose but in this case a smoking hot body combined with repressed sexual tension is making for a lot of fun.<BR/><BR/>It also helps that my light saber is full charged and ready for battle..<BR/><BR/><B>Phish</B> Check this out, my schwartz is bigger than yours.<BR/><BR/>shwwwwwwiiit....<BR/>fffwwwwwooom....<BR/>woooommmm....Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-68684021326057011442008-08-17T16:39:00.000+10:002008-08-17T16:39:00.000+10:00I have this great image of a guy whipping it out, ...I have this great image of a guy whipping it out, waving it around and making that noise.<BR/><BR/>My stomach hurts from laughing!phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-72783688164515224372008-08-17T16:38:00.000+10:002008-08-17T16:38:00.000+10:00Oooh. Kitty. Do their lightsabres make that really...Oooh. Kitty. Do their lightsabres make that really cool noise too?phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-65960402399787683252008-08-17T08:02:00.000+10:002008-08-17T08:02:00.000+10:00darls, you don't want in to the fucking God Squad....darls, you don't want in to the fucking God Squad. BOR - RING!!!<BR/><BR/>i myself stick fairly and squarely to jedi.<BR/><BR/>hot boys, clever toys and i get to chase big hard light sabres whenever i waaaaaaant...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-28829556510718529712008-08-16T03:24:00.000+10:002008-08-16T03:24:00.000+10:00haha @ phishez.Hey, have some fun and the set her ...haha @ phishez.<BR/><BR/>Hey, have some fun and the set her free to meet the right man. No harm done.<BR/><BR/>And is it only people that smell bad and can't dance that bother you? What if someone smells nice but can't dance? Or doesn't smell nice, but can dance?Emhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777565909515119985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-9347500287753136472008-08-15T20:47:00.000+10:002008-08-15T20:47:00.000+10:00Hypocrisy is intolerable. Unless it ends in an org...Hypocrisy is intolerable. Unless it ends in an orgasm.<BR/><BR/>Is that about it?phishezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03328265950758191175noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-25565724916015508372008-08-15T14:25:00.000+10:002008-08-15T14:25:00.000+10:00guilty - do I go to hell for that?guilty - do I go to hell for that?unique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-22741155929785233152008-08-15T13:40:00.000+10:002008-08-15T13:40:00.000+10:00Stephen You really are unique....and just a little...<B>Stephen</B> You really are unique....and just a little freaky some times.<BR/><BR/>I bet you had all the rude words highlighted in your dictionary too.Joshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15212665906591126286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-289850469501737226.post-78548301845880772282008-08-15T13:09:00.000+10:002008-08-15T13:09:00.000+10:00Well, if she wont worship at the priapic temple of...Well, if she wont worship at the priapic temple of Josh you may need <A HREF="http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/" REL="nofollow">these</A> to keep you warm.<BR/><BR/>You could try Lamentations 2:10 on her - which I'm sure is a reference to how virginal maidens should position themselves to receive anal sex.<BR/><BR/>Song of Solomon 2:3 seems to be suggesting women should engague in oral sex- "his fruit was sweet to my taste". But you have to remind her to swallow - God is displeased when seed is spilled on the ground (Genesis 38:9). And then there is that whole living water thing Jesus was talking about John (4:10-16).<BR/><BR/>Good luck at any rate.unique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.com